Commercials That Annoy, Irritate or Outright Enrage - Page 405 - Commercials
That damned Consumer Cellular ad may just cause me to destroy my TV one of these days. Those smug baby-boomer types yammering about how clever and wonderful they are for deciding to go with CC have the some of the most smack-worthy attitudes and facial expressions I've ever seen in a commercial (and I'm a boomer myself, so I get to trash my peers without being ageist, right?). The first lady with her "I know what I want - I like my eggs scrambled, my coffee strong, and classic rock on my play list" - hey bitch, BIG WOW - what an effing rebel you are, eating your eggs scrambled! Who would have thought you could be so daring at this stage in life? And you like strong coffee - what a badass!! The rest of the players on this commercial are even worse, culminating with the wifey who calls her husband "Texty McTexterson" - good God Almighty.
Listen up, Consumer Cellular - on the basis of this ad alone, I will NEVER use your services. Piss off and die, already.
(Rant over - I feel better, thanks!)
Edited February 23, 2019 by mousegirlncG1vNJzZmien6fCrr%2BNqamipZWptq6x0WeaqKVfqbyxtcJoa25oZGV6pLvMppyrm5mWubR506GYrWWRo7uwxYyiqauhpJbBpnnOq2SoraSntqi002acp6qRnLJwvMCgnGhsYGp8